THAT FUCKER TRIED TO FUCKING EXORCISE ME FOR REAL...
No joke, I swear to God (irony, friends).
He made me place a hand on a pillow in front of him and then he put his hands beside it for a while.
The verdict: I'm an irritable asshole who has 100% toxic levels, with a bad stomach 'cause of all the crap I eat and all the contact with electronic devices is blocking up my chakras, thus banishing me from the path to enlightenment.
All I can say to that is he's lucky I'm a non-believer, or I would be severely offfended.