Friday, February 6, 2009

The Excorcism of The Happy-Go-Lucky Scamp 2

THAT FUCKER TRIED TO FUCKING EXORCISE ME FOR REAL...

No joke, I swear to God (irony, friends).

He made me place a hand on a pillow in front of him and then he put his hands beside it for a while.
The verdict: I'm an irritable asshole who has 100% toxic levels, with a bad stomach 'cause of all the crap I eat and all the contact with electronic devices is blocking up my chakras, thus banishing me from the path to enlightenment.

All I can say to that is he's lucky I'm a non-believer, or I would be severely offfended.

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